Pit Fights

This used to work like this: we'd propose a fight nobody asked for, between two people or characters with nothing in common, readers would vote, and once the poll closed we'd write up the whole thing — strengths, weaknesses, terrain, probably a bad pun in the headline.

That part's coming back. The archive is still being assembled and the next official card is still being drawn up. For now, consider the bout below a chance to loosen up the voting muscles.

Before the new Pit Fights begin, we're reopening the original: Jimmy Page vs. Boba Fett, the first actual matchup from the old site. Think of it as a ceremonial rematch — a familiar, deeply unnecessary question to get everyone back into fighting shape.

The stakes remain nonexistent. Please vote accordingly.